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Jack and Diego


    some people have sex in the kitchen

    i eat in my bed

    3 minutes ago - 48,859 notes


    do you know when you read a book that’s just so well written that when you finish it you can’t help but just sit there in silence for a few minutes just thinking about it, and then you reread the last couple pages, and just close the book and kind of stroke the cover in a weird sort of way and just keep thinking because it leaves such a strong impression on you that it just kinda haunts you in the back of your mind for the next few days

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    They’ve promised that dreams CAN come true, but forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams too.

    — Oscar Wilde (via itsmicca)

    16 minutes ago - 3,089 notes
    I once dated a writer and

    Writers are forgetful,

    but they remember everything.
    They forget appointments and anniversaries,
    but remember what you wore,
    how you smelled,
    on your first date…
    They remember every story you’ve ever told them -
    like ever,
    but forget what you’ve just said.
    They don’t remember to water the plants
    or take out the trash,
    but they don’t forget how
    to make you laugh.

    Writers are forgetful
    they’re busy
    the important things.

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    Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall


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    ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

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    Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

    Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

    yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

    only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

    reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

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